Fast Food Philosopher Mugs

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

Stratigraphy

A small but significant step in the spiritual journey of a french fry: 'I am not junk!'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"You've exceeded the FSA daily recommended salt intake."

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"Because it sounded better than chicken slurry with dded sugar and hydroxic acid."

'Stick to this diet for awhile -- you're not strong enough for health food yet.'

'Hysteria, eh? - Have you been eating a lot of happyfood meals?'

'No Dad, that is NOT healthy fast food!'

"Damned times smells of rotisserie chicken again!"

Despite the long weeks designing and making his new costume, Death wasn't sure dressing up as a giant burger was striking quite the right note.

'More specifically I have a fear of clowns that own fast food franchises.'

Actually Didn't Want Fries With That

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Hamburger Inspector

"Can it still be fast food if the service is slow?"

"Is it okay when I say HAVE A NICE DAY what I mean is DROP DEAD?"

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

"One order loaves and fishes. Would you like fries with that?"

Before burgers mattered

'We brought them back from the brink of extinction for THIS?'

"Don't worry, the first 30 years of contracting for fast food restaurants are the hardest."

Lunch hour in the pundit district: Everyday Specials. . . simplistic economic theories.

'Would you like fries with that?'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

All people do is eat.

I know 'enjoy the day' is the latest trendy, trite pleasantry, but in this store, we stick with the classic, 'Have a nice day'.

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

'The number indicates how close it come to real food.'

Fast food: 'There's a fry in my gloop,'

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.