Fast Food Fan With A Twist Pillows

Senior Super Health Meal: 'It's a spoonful of vitamins.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

Fast food. Even faster food

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

View to the Future

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Menu Dating

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Fast Food Menu Selections

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'Can I have flies with that'

'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'