Fashionista On Ice Gifts

Figure skating costumes often get as much buzz as the footwork.

"Great. I'm wobblier in snowshoes than twelve inch heels."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Great British Eccentrics.

Canada Goose Jackets

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I love the Shard

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Mad For It

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

Unicorn in the Woods

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Foxy lady

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

Skinhead guppy.

Watering can helmet.

Burlyesque

The Formal Street Artist

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

Operation Tattoo

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

Pants Uglifier!

Monster slippers.

Gator Painter.

Dog Catcher.