Fashionista Gambler Mugs

"Well, I'm not sure you can use it as collateral... Is it a designer label shirt?"

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Middle-Age Superheroes

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"Gift"

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.

'They're pinching my toes!'

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

Crime rates drop 40% after prison uniforms are changed to neon pink floral patterns.

'Ha! Look at my stupid dad in his stupid drainpipe jeans!'

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

'I've taken my knowledge of science and math and applied them to fashion to produce a wardrobe that's guaranteed to malfunction to get you the most possible publicity.'

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

'It's a parasol - they don't know whether it will be rain or shine!'

'I don't mind you buying the camouflage suit at the mall, but did you have to wear it home.?

Tattoo Parlour: A Bishop gets a 'Go the Demons' tat.

Vogue Trader

'I can just make it out. She's saying 'call my hairdresser'.'

'This one's my lawyer and this one's my accountant. I've got one of my stockbroker, too, but I can't show that one in public.'

Rapper's baggy trousers fall down on stage.

Connor sports his new Silly String shirt.

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...

"Honest. My kilt's at the cleaners."