Financial Fashionista Mugs

"Jeffrey's in futures."

'Oh, Cynthia. I must tell you. I just found the cutest little mutual fund...'

'Banking fashion show 97' 'New services and products' 'Electronic banking'.

'It's true. You can go wrong with basic black.'

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Cocktails on the verandah.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

The adoration of the gels.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Bad fake tan day.

The height of fashion in 1796

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Bad hair day!

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'Do you think that's wise?'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'She's so put together!'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Pashminas are sooo noughties!