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'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The adoration of the gels.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Bad fake tan day.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Bad hair day!

The height of fashion in 1796

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'Do you think that's wise?'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'She's so put together!'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

The Ascent of Woman

A women in a shoeshop.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"