Fashionable Experimenter Prints

DE LUXE body piercing.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"This is daring, but I like it."

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"Underweird bras."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

Curling your hair for no reason

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"Do you have pants in XL?"

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

Rogue elephant

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Utility Chic.

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

Uncle Mort, have you been playing with your home genetic engineering kit again? Guilty. I was trying to clone my own DNA. For laughs, I mixed up my genes with compost. Mixed up? Technically, cross-bred. Trump is a meathead! Well, you're a vegetable.

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

"I feel so seen right now."

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

Thank you for not asking how my experiment is coming along.