Fashionable Experimenter Mugs

DE LUXE body piercing.

"This is daring, but I like it."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Curling your hair for no reason

"Underweird bras."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

Rogue elephant

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Utility Chic.

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

"I feel so seen right now."

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

"We'll be seeing appalling shorts throughout the country and scattered outbreaks of ill-advised vests ..."

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.