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The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

Egg Buggy

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

Twins

Boy playing doctors puts his sick dog to bed.

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

Yummy Mummy

Today's Babysitter

"Mrs. Jennings, can Billy come out and smoke?"

Patient

"I forget now... am I babysitting you or are you babysitting me?"

"He's complaining of chest pain, shortness of breath, cramps and dizziness. Do you sell earplugs?"

"Fall prevention!"

Administering Dose of Medicine to a Boy

Care for the elderly.

Nurse's Aide Station

"He won't wear the sweater I crocheted for him."

'At least now he sleeps through the night.'

Chub Chub!

'Oh, I see. So, you thought you'd come and pass your nasty germs on to me?!'

'Intensive caring unit'

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