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'You'll find lots of changes back home-long hair's out for a start...'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

"You've got night fever."

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

The African Plains during the 70's.

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

Pizza and Karaoke

Marilyn Ghost

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

Marilyn Monroe

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

Wild and crazy salmon

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

Like, Real Gone...

Uncle Sam Fashion

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

'Do these pants come with bigger belt loops?'

'Ha! Look at my stupid dad in his stupid drainpipe jeans!'

"The only joints we roll these days are our ankles."

Lady in Blue Dress

"Don't go all retro on me - we're supposed to keep moving forwards."

"He's really awfully attractive, for twenty-eight."

David Bowie