Fashion Throwback T-Shirts

"When I was your age, I had a jacket just like that. And a shirt and sunglasses like that too! I was soooo cool!"

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

"You've got night fever."

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

Pizza and Karaoke

Marilyn Ghost

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

The African Plains during the 70's.

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

Marilyn Monroe

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Wild and crazy salmon

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

Like, Real Gone...

Lady in Blue Dress

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

Uncle Sam Fashion

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

'Do these pants come with bigger belt loops?'

'Ha! Look at my stupid dad in his stupid drainpipe jeans!'

"The only joints we roll these days are our ankles."