Fashion Mimic Pillows

"Times were when I used to think we had so much in common, you and I."

Emergency Hipster Beard

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

'Have you any W fronts?'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

'He's been doing this ever since he saw the Lion King!'

Rowing machine on a river.

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

Rod Stewart

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

"I'm not mocking your song—I'm sampling it."

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

Home for the Holidays

Mockingbird visits old mcdonald's farm: E-I-E-I-O!

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

"Actually, 'Monkey see, monkey do' has served me quite well in this market."

"Wonderful! The back of my head looks exactly like the back of George Clooney's head."

"I'll only remove what's necessary...your gall bladder and the man bun."

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

Ugly sisters

"Wingtips - this is a white collar gang."

The latest fall fashion trends

Holy cow. Holycow. Holycow. What? You won't believe the American hero coming to the cafe. Lady Gaga? Kanye? Elon Musk? A venture capitalist. Do I look greedy enough in this shirt? I weep.

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

The Three Stylish Klansmen

A Simple Guide To The Trump Combover

"We've been wearing our jackets wrong all these years."