Fashion Mimic Pillows

"Times were when I used to think we had so much in common, you and I."

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

'Have you any W fronts?'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

Rowing machine on a river.

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

Home for the Holidays

"I'm not mocking your song—I'm sampling it."

Mockingbird visits old mcdonald's farm: E-I-E-I-O!

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

"Actually, 'Monkey see, monkey do' has served me quite well in this market."

"Wonderful! The back of my head looks exactly like the back of George Clooney's head."

"I'll only remove what's necessary...your gall bladder and the man bun."

The Three Stylish Klansmen

"Wingtips - this is a white collar gang."

Ugly sisters

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

The latest fall fashion trends

A Simple Guide To The Trump Combover

'They've been on too many English raids !'