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Zipper Road

Mikado

Pharaoh Cocoon

"He's deliciously vintage."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

Bernice Mountain Dog

"I believe in consistent branding."

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Tracey Emin - Private view.

Wallpaper Bouguet

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

Hired Morning Suit

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

World of Cow: Horn Gel

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

Igor beaver.

"If you buy all three, we throw in the fourth boot for free."