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'Anorak anoraks'.

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'Have you been waiting long?'

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

Latest Railway Marvel.

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Rogue elephant

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

Prosecco Drinker

"Conjoined twins were born in a bed on a passenger train. They were separated at berth."

A railway station covered in advertising.

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

A Train Conductor.

Train Of Thought

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

"Sorry we're late - our train was delayed!"

'If you want to know the exact fare you need to buy a ticket. Our prices are linked to the FTSE 100.'

'Now we have the chief executive of Wigwam rail, how can you justify the enormous fair increases.'

Man met with a horse instead of a carriage at the railway station

Underground stop on desert island.

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

The Little Engine...who gives up: 'I know I can't.'

'Broken down! Mr. Stephenson mend it sir, mend it, its not rocket science.'

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

'For the benefit of the passenger who joined the train at Watford Junction, this is the non-stop London to Birmingham High-Speed service.'