Artistic Trainspotter T-Shirts

'Trainspotters'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Guitarist

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

'Have you been waiting long?'

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

Latest Railway Marvel.

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"Gesundheit."

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda."

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

Billie Eilish caricature

'It's late!...I can only hope late enough.'

"Conjoined twins were born in a bed on a passenger train. They were separated at berth."

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

A railway station covered in advertising.

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

'If you want to know the exact fare you need to buy a ticket. Our prices are linked to the FTSE 100.'

Man met with a horse instead of a carriage at the railway station

Art Gallery: All my own work.

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

"Sorry we're late - our train was delayed!"

Train Of Thought

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"