Fashion-forward Legalists Pillows

'Is it just me or are we showing more leg this year?'

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

"I want you to work late. Put on your overtime shoes."

Barber Shop in the Coronavirus Age

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

QR tattoo.

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'Your Honor, my client was driven to commit the crime by subliminal messages on the Lawrence Welk Show.'

'I'm on my way to court. What tie goes well with a guilty plea?'

"I've hired more attorneys. I call it the Layered Lawyer Look for Spring."

Where legal teams but their outfits.

Hmm, no, I think I prefer something off the rack.

Man has chains on him, along with his pet dog and a fire plug.

Young Frankenstein

"You don't think he'll regret it when he's older?"

"What have you got that says, 'not guilty'?"

Hairstyles to hide big ears

'Harris, now that you're in upper management, you'll need to up-grade that power tie.'

'The text for this course is available at the college bookstore and on iTunes in a choice of designer colors...avocado, sienna, peach, indigo, Mediterranean, and sunburst.'

'My shorthand may let me down-but my long legs never do'

"He must be the new bigwig in Accounting."

'Call me an idealist, but I believe this trial should be about more than mere testimony, evidence and legal mumbo jumbo. It should also be about which lawyer has the best three-piece suit.'

'I admit I robbed the bank, Your Honor, but what's done is done.'

Help! I can't move! It's the suction.

"My first choice college should have lots of closet space."

"Why don't you understand? I'm a prime advertising target."

For Summer Comfort...The Seersucker Mammoth:

"Very good Mr Johnson. Now perhaps you could repeat your proposal whilst simultaneously stroking your beard? Somehow that makes you more convincing..."

"Actually, I'm only doing entertainment law now."

'Tell the new young fella it's cute.. then send him home to change into a suit and tie.'

Coiffures suitable for lady barristers

Gender Gaps: His for her, hers for him - who cares?

"We look better in winter."

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