Fashion-forward Legalists Pillows

'Is it just me or are we showing more leg this year?'

"I want you to work late. Put on your overtime shoes."

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

QR tattoo.

Barber Shop in the Coronavirus Age

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

'Your Honor, my client was driven to commit the crime by subliminal messages on the Lawrence Welk Show.'

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

'I'm on my way to court. What tie goes well with a guilty plea?'

Where legal teams but their outfits.

"I've hired more attorneys. I call it the Layered Lawyer Look for Spring."

Man has chains on him, along with his pet dog and a fire plug.

Young Frankenstein

Hairstyles to hide big ears

"You don't think he'll regret it when he's older?"

'Harris, now that you're in upper management, you'll need to up-grade that power tie.'

'I admit I robbed the bank, Your Honor, but what's done is done.'

'My shorthand may let me down-but my long legs never do'

'Call me an idealist, but I believe this trial should be about more than mere testimony, evidence and legal mumbo jumbo. It should also be about which lawyer has the best three-piece suit.'

"He must be the new bigwig in Accounting."

Help! I can't move! It's the suction.

"My first choice college should have lots of closet space."

"Why don't you understand? I'm a prime advertising target."

For Summer Comfort...The Seersucker Mammoth:

'Tell the new young fella it's cute.. then send him home to change into a suit and tie.'

"Actually, I'm only doing entertainment law now."

"Very good Mr Johnson. Now perhaps you could repeat your proposal whilst simultaneously stroking your beard? Somehow that makes you more convincing..."

Coiffures suitable for lady barristers

Gender Gaps: His for her, hers for him - who cares?

"We look better in winter."

Gluten Free Dry Cleaning

'For God's sake, Mildred, you're a lawyer, not a lawyerette!'