Fashion Forecaster T-Shirts

"You'll find our Boulevardier Department on six, the Dandy's Department on seven, and our Fop's Corner on eight!"

"We're seeing a widespread casual low developing in Friday, looking to be settling in..."

Unsuitable clothing.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"That shirt is so last year."

"Like my new haircut?"

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Pessimists v Optimists.

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

'So, in 2079 you see the company breaking even. Can you give me some idea where you see things 10 years after that?'

The Aging of Underwear

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

What will happen in the world

A cow with a Brazilian.

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

Lady imitating fashion

"They grow up too fast."