Fashion Forecaster T-Shirts

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"We're seeing a widespread casual low developing in Friday, looking to be settling in..."

Unsuitable clothing.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"Like my new haircut?"

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

"That shirt is so last year."

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Pessimists v Optimists.

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

The Aging of Underwear

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"Port outbound, starboard home."

Budgetmageddon

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'So, in 2079 you see the company breaking even. Can you give me some idea where you see things 10 years after that?'

A cow with a Brazilian.

What will happen in the world

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

Lady imitating fashion

Minority Report Is Real

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

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"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."