Fashion Emergency Responder Prints

"F*ck! I ripped my pants!"

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Natural Disasters

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Coronavirus Global Alert

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

In a twinkling, Rover shed his leash and became Duke, Wonder Dog of Kansas city.

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

"Ticket and passport, please."

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'No days off, no paid overtime, no benefits...this job is killing me!'

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

'If I don't use the charcoal grill, I get a carbon offset and the fire department gets a day off.'

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

Unsafe Drain Covers!

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Resusci Annie takes a well-earned vacation.

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'