Fashion-conscious Companion Prints

'We must pick through lunch, sometime.'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

Rap music

"I don't like your application."

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

Rainbow skier

"How am I looking for my first day back at work?"

'Is that a wig?'

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

Man clothes shopping with wife sees signs for Women's Changing Rooms and Men's Stress Counsellor

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

QR tattoo.

'Call me a slave to fashion, but how do I get down from these without killing myself?'

Nature and Fashion Photographer.

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

A School Girl and Teacher.

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

Sasq-watch: A Watch in the form of Sasquatch/Bigfoot

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

"I promise I won’t get upset. Just tell me why you chewed up her Chanel pumps."

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

Laurence Llewellyn Bowen.

'Uh Uh. No way am I sitting on those. That color is just wrong for me!'

"You don't think he'll regret it when he's older?"

My tailor can't seem to accept the fact that I've grown as a person.

'Please, Senora, no stiletto heels.'

Young Frankenstein

"How can we afford to eat at a place where the doggie bags are Gucci?"

This girl had a very faded top...