Fashion-conscious Companion Prints

'We must pick through lunch, sometime.'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

Rap music

"I don't like your application."

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Rainbow skier

Man clothes shopping with wife sees signs for Women's Changing Rooms and Men's Stress Counsellor

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

"How am I looking for my first day back at work?"

'Is that a wig?'

QR tattoo.

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

'Call me a slave to fashion, but how do I get down from these without killing myself?'

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

"I promise I won’t get upset. Just tell me why you chewed up her Chanel pumps."

Nature and Fashion Photographer.

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

Sasq-watch: A Watch in the form of Sasquatch/Bigfoot

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

A School Girl and Teacher.

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

This girl had a very faded top...

"You don't think he'll regret it when he's older?"

"How can we afford to eat at a place where the doggie bags are Gucci?"

'Please, Senora, no stiletto heels.'

'Uh Uh. No way am I sitting on those. That color is just wrong for me!'

Young Frankenstein

My tailor can't seem to accept the fact that I've grown as a person.