Farming Paperwork Warrior Pillows

"The hours are LONG, at least 70 hours a week. . . For the paperwork, MORE if you want to do any actual FARMING!"

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Can do...No can do

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Time for More Paperwork

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

In and Out Tray

Late/Too Late.

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

Barack Obama's To Do list.

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

"The good news is the company said I could work from home. The bad news is they made me take all my paperwork with me."

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

'I'll be late for dinner Dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Bureaucracy gone mad!

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.

Empty/Full

InOutYada Yada.

'By the time I get to greener pastures, my lawn mower will be worn out,'

"No, it's no mistake. There is no out."

"Some days, no matter how much you procrastinate, work still gets done."

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

Workload management.

'I was just ringing to see if you'd got the email about my letter.'

'There's really no need for confusion. Part 95 of section 33 of Article L in the contract clearly states ...'