Farmers' Humor Pillows

"Grandpa fatty died a heroic death - he bit through the main power cable in the slaughterhouse."

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

A sure sign of rain

Milking the Cow.

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

'Gee, at these prices you'd think they would tie the feedbags on for you.'

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Cow wash: 'You missed a spot.'

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

"Is that a new watch?"

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

Her Poo-Fu is strong!

"My job is not as easy as it looks: You have to learn about astronomy and celestial mechanics to be able to accurately predict sunrise and sunset..."

'He always gets that way when I ask him about our retirement plan,'

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

The Moo-Walk

Thanks for the heads up on the gelatinous cube!

'No thank you, I'm on a diet: I've noticed that the fat ones disappear first...'

'Miaow??'

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

Peripheral vision cow

"You call it milking, I call it groping."

"I thee a thpeech therapitht every Thaturday for thpecial help. He ith amathing!"

"What is that lovely fragrance you're wearing, Penelope?"

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