Farmers' Fair Prints

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

Face painting.

Southwark Fair.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Tension filled the tent.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Face painting by numbers.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Hay Rides $10

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Funnel of Love

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Trust me. Don't do it."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Face Painting.

Ice Cream Tower.

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Moo-Magrams Exams

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'No sniffing.'

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

The Taming of the Ewe