Farm Life Funny T-Shirts

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"Well, that one got away."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

"I'm an enigma!"

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Milkin' Impossible

'Hang on a minute...'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

1,572 Performances.

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

#FAIL

'Hey Sally, do these new capris make me look pretentious?'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

'Sheep striptease'.

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'

A mother and baby yak