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'Frankly, he could have finished me off before going on strike: It's unprofessional!'

"The crop this year is 'mashed potato'!"

"Oh no, he's just built a snowman! No gloves! Milking time! Cold hands! Cold hands!"

'If I'm learning the farming business inside out,can I learn it on the inside today?'

"Oh no, he's just built a snowman! No gloves! Milking time! Cold hands! Cold hands!"

'Ever have one of those days when you needed a prod to get you going?'

"I'm looking for a job."

'I get vertigo when I look back.'

'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'

'His experience as a paratrooper in the army was good training for feeding cattle. Both take lots of guts.'

'I think you should take a couple weeks off, Jones. It's starting to show on you.'

'Looks like he's in a good mood today.'

'Heard dad mention your name. What does cull mean?'

'Are you sure you worked on a Dairy Farm before?'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with goats are the hardest.'

'Because this is a bird farm,that's why.'

What the farmer said to his new hired hand

'I don't mind coming to work it's that long wait to go home that gets me.'

"We got by without early blight or late blight, but we have better late than never blight."

"We're farmers. We live off what's left of the land."

"All conditions are great, Betsy. Now let's sow baby!"

"I need a job looking after cattle."

"You're late again. I'll have to get another driver."

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

John Boy invents warm up exercises

'I hear the boss is taking roping lessons.I wonder what he's going to practice on?'

'We like to welcome new team members with three cheers and a wet towel.'

'I know how you can kill time, Fenwick. Try working it to death.'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

"When you've been farming as long as I have,you just kinda know when a cow's ready for milking."

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

"Farming needs to attract more young people...the average age is nearly 60!"

'Boss, promise you won't laugh when I tell you what happened.'

'Well, Hawkins, I see you made it to work on time.'