Farm Fixer Prints

'This injection is a combination of 16 drugs...

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

Delivering red ink to the Berueu of Management and Budget.

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

Horse Clean-up

"I bit someone once, but It was just to establish credibility."

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

'Dad, perhaps the fan should suck instead of blow?'

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

'Let me tell you why I'm here...'

Home Business - Printer Ink.

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

"Get back here and clean out your desk."

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

"For financial reasons we're selling this brick and mortar home and becoming an online family."

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

Marriage counselor clients: 'Always right,,,never wrong'

''E's going for the 'double'!'

Young Roger Penrose: 'Dad, I want to become a floor tiler.'

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

"You've come to the right lawyer. I not only do divorces, I also specialise in bankruptcy proceedings."

"The problem with our marriage is that we can't afford marriage counselling."

Woman at mail boxes which are marked: Local Mail Out - Of Town Mail - Deficit Ideas.

"That's not the real me."