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'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

baby sweetcorn...

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Bees SOS

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

Farmers' Warnings.

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

Cow duel.

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

'It's not good enough that you are my yes persons, I want you imprinted on me!'

'I don't think we can justify employing a gardener.'

Australian boffins are using kangaroo stomach bacteria in cows to stop them farting methane! 'Strewth!'

Hybrid animals.

Locally Grown Stocks, Farm Fresh CDs, Free Range Annuities.

'Oh, not much. Well, still dabbling a bit in commodities futures.'

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

'I love you guys!'

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

"Well, that backfired."

'Just seeing how my shears are doing...'

Grumpy Cow

'Look,if you're going to hang out with us, first thing you gotta' do is lose the bell.'

'Remember, son. A winner is one who can keep his head while all around him are losing theirs.'

'Here comes the pimp.'

'Look who came back for the family reunion.'

Dairy farmer looking for staff.

'Children are all right, Carson, except they're so damned unprofitable.'