Farm Financier Prints

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

baby sweetcorn...

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Bees SOS

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

Farmers' Warnings.

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

Cow duel.

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

'It's not good enough that you are my yes persons, I want you imprinted on me!'

Australian boffins are using kangaroo stomach bacteria in cows to stop them farting methane! 'Strewth!'

'I don't think we can justify employing a gardener.'

Locally Grown Stocks, Farm Fresh CDs, Free Range Annuities.

Hybrid animals.

'Oh, not much. Well, still dabbling a bit in commodities futures.'

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

'I love you guys!'

"Well, that backfired."

Grumpy Cow

'Just seeing how my shears are doing...'

80 years ago. Food comes farms. 40 years ago. Market. Kids today don't understand. They think food comes from the supermarket. They don't realize it comes from farms. Present day. Kids today don't understand. They think food just shows up in boxes at the door. They don't realize those boxes come from stores.

'Look,if you're going to hang out with us, first thing you gotta' do is lose the bell.'

'Remember, son. A winner is one who can keep his head while all around him are losing theirs.'

'Look who came back for the family reunion.'

Middle Management Training.

'Here comes the pimp.'

"So I can eat better here at work."

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.