Farm Fabler Prints

'Great poker faces.'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'Superstock'

Police Cow!

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

Moo! OOM!

Sew on a sequin!

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

Dogs and Chickens

I want to be a lawn!

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

Holy Cow

"This all started when I had a farm, and now I'm C.I.E.I.O."

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

The pen is mightier than the sward.

YAAY! Slam dump!

Diet Cud

I'm turning to the 'Duck' side!

Cattle farmer's super-market

"So I can eat better here at work."

Penfriend

'Alright, who's the wise guy'

'You say he's stubborn, mean, cantankerous, won't take orders, sometimes won't move? Are you talking about your mule or your husband?'

'Not the funky chicken?'

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

Cow Milking Herself.

Cow limbos under electric fence.

"If you say Happy Moo Year one more time I'm going to have to slap you!"

''E's going for the 'double'!'

Decorator Farming

Snow covers grass.'WE'RE BLIND! WE'RE BLIIIND!'