Farm Animal Humorist Pillows

'Great choice. This one's a classic!'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Hats and Food

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Yes, one is a dog."

'Jurassic Pork.'

"Scuba cow"

A sure sign of rain

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

No jay walking.

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'Bird Watching is fun, but it tends to make me salivate...'

"I think I'm beginning to embrace humiliation."

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"I'm concerned. You seem to have catlike reflexes."

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"