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Dangerous side effects of fare increases: 'Take me to Kings Cross and no stopping!'

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"Everything's gone up."

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

You Know You're Old When...

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

'It's amazing, you've been here 8 hours and haven't set off the motion detector I set up in your work area.'

'I turned the corner and hit the tree. It was all over in a matter of hours.'

'Well she came out of nowhere! It all happened in slow motion!'

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

Crossing the Road

Drive Thru Police Station

Gas Prices

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

Economic Crisis

'Our fare hike will leave service at the same level, just like guess what?'

"My comfort zone is some distance away from the brink but close enough to see competitors go over it."

'The miles per gallon it gets for city driving is an urban legend.'

Season Finale

"Business sure picked up since the highway went through."

First place / Second place next exit.

Man thinking it's safer driving a tank

"The world's getting smaller, right, so why are the postal prices getting larger?"

'Boy, glad i'm not out there amongst all that driving rain!'

No Smoking . . . No Mobile Phones . . . No looking out of the window.

The Underground Police

"I just love the bank holiday getaway. . . Four hours stuck behind a caravan."

"The light is green..."

'Growth in Gangs' news sign. Large mob in back ground. 'Oh No! A gang of motorists!'

"Have you noticed? They're making everything smaller at the grocery store...but they're keeping prices the same!"

Warning people with clipboards operate in this area.

"It's O.K., it's just the cyclical nature of our business."