Fantasy Maker Gifts

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"You left this on our ship."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Characters jumping out of a book.

Don Quixote

Cheeze Wiz.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

If Disney was a software company

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

Storm in a magic lamp.

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

'Of course I want a fairy tale wedding. What did you expect?'

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

A dream of consequence

"If only we had adventures like in this book. I wouldn't even know where to begin to look..." "You may find, fun is always on my mind! Shall we take the weego my amigo?"

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

'Please tell me it shoots laser beams out of its eyes.'

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

A chopped down tree grows wings and flies off.