Fantasy Art Lover Pillows

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

Elizabeth Truss MP

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Venus

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

J. R. R. Tolkien

Where Indian ink came from.

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

Use your imagination.

ET Mishap

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"Where the wild things were."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"What the hell took so long?"

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Mr. Punch in Venice

"I find that hugely offensive!"

The Origami Society...

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Klimt Kiss Phones

Cat with Nine Still Lives

What's an Imax cave?

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.