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Cuckoo blender

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Roasted

The kitchen at Abel Cottage

Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

Flatware Follies.

'If you hire me, you'll get this lovely electrical water kettle for free!!'

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

Girl who has been bought an oversized chatelaine large household items hanging from it

Have you seen this toaster?

Dryer, 'lint filter'--'sock filter'

'That was our first ashtray... we both quite and now we use it as a candy dish.'

'You've got irritable bowl syndrome.'

He sold appliances.

Bananas eye the blender

"With this new attachment your kitty can continue to sleep on the TV!"

Teapot

"I'm in way over my head"

'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'

'I should never have run off with him.'

'Remember when, if we needed a new toaster, we just took our money out of one bank and put it in another!'

'Novelty utensils to go with my satellite dish! Cool, huh?'

"And how exactly am I supposed to peel the carrots when we don't even have an electronic multiblade adjustable potato peeler?"

'It's pop-up toast rack.'

Press has special toaster with different settings: Elvis Image/God's Name/Mother Teresa.

Receiving the early-Morning T-Mail

"It's great for quesadillas."

'He drives an electric car, reads electronic books and smokes electric cigarettes but he won't move on from his betamax video recorder.'

NutcrackersSafecrackers.

"We've started him in The Loose Connections Department."

Home Appliances Marathon

Sure it was Inexpensive, but Buying a Toaster from the Planet Krypton Proved to be No Bargain.

"This is our Cardio Model. No motor."

"I don't want a smart toilet. It might realize what it is and throw up."