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Cuckoo blender

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Roasted

The kitchen at Abel Cottage

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

Flatware Follies.

'If you hire me, you'll get this lovely electrical water kettle for free!!'

'That was our first ashtray... we both quite and now we use it as a candy dish.'

Have you seen this toaster?

Dryer, 'lint filter'--'sock filter'

Girl who has been bought an oversized chatelaine large household items hanging from it

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

"With this new attachment your kitty can continue to sleep on the TV!"

Bananas eye the blender

Teapot

"I'm in way over my head"

'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'

'I should never have run off with him.'

'Novelty utensils to go with my satellite dish! Cool, huh?'

Receiving the early-Morning T-Mail

'Remember when, if we needed a new toaster, we just took our money out of one bank and put it in another!'

'It's pop-up toast rack.'

"And how exactly am I supposed to peel the carrots when we don't even have an electronic multiblade adjustable potato peeler?"

"We've started him in The Loose Connections Department."

"It's great for quesadillas."

NutcrackersSafecrackers.

Home Appliances Marathon

Sure it was Inexpensive, but Buying a Toaster from the Planet Krypton Proved to be No Bargain.

"This is our Cardio Model. No motor."

Advertising for the guillotine: 'It chops! It cuts! It slices! It dices!'

"I don't want a smart toilet. It might realize what it is and throw up."