Fans Of Witty Cartoons Mugs

Discomfort Eating

'Oh, come on! you know I can't read.'

Horror movies

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

'You are pigeon toed.'

Infant care worker is exhausted from sex injuries at hospital.

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

Gender Reveal

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

That's a street lamp, Steve.

'He thinks he's the cat's meow ever since he was made department head.'

"He calls himself orange roughy, but I remember when his name was slimehead."

Need to know basis

"You must be the demolition team."

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

Golfer in a tree.

Play dead. We have to make them think their new sprays work.

Eskimos Rowing Out to Igloo

Man putting his brain in glass before bed.

'However, the jurors unanimously agreed that Blogojevich is the politician with the best hair!'

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

"Give me a minute—I'm working on my core."

'I hate to let you go, but I can't afford an astrologer AND a spin doctor.'

The final secret-santa gift exchange between the Greeks and the Trojans.

'Don't use the sauce-it's insulting to the chef.'

Grim Reaper buys chocolate.

Jeez, thanks, I'm always doing that.

"I like your new 37.8541 liter hat, Jack."

Wild Bill Hickok. Really wild Bill Hickok

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

Europe Feeding the Ukraine Fascism.

"Incorrect postage, wrong zip code...it's your type we encourage to use email!"