Fans Of The King Of Pop Gifts

'Beat it'

Jarvis Cocker

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Ringo Starr

Hollywood or bust!

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

'I'm new here...how can you tell the real 'Elvis' from the impersonators?'

Dua Lipa caricature

Elton John

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

Rachel Anne McAdams caricature

Principal about Justin Bieber Junior High school: 'I was against letting the students name the school.'

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

Madonna

David Letterman

'Really? -- I'd always assumed that Elton John was one of us.'

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

Antonio Banderas

Dog Formerly Known as Prince

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

Amy Schumer

"Do you have the 'Oxford Companion to Michael Jackson'?"

"Shaken."

Stephen Fry

"I think I'd rather wait till Benedict Cumberbatch does the audiobook."

Elvis fans

Rock the boat

"I pick up most of my wisdom from celebrity interviews.'

Lena Heady

Music. Sale Pop. Sale Bin. Wow! They're practically giving away these CD's from the 80's! Cher prices have plummeted!

Dianne Reeves

'Wonderful! The back of my head looks exactly like the back of George Clooney's head.'