Fans Of Royal Tales Mugs

A royal helps their injured footman carry their palanquin

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"A kingdom? A whole kingdom? All I want is a horse."

Upper West Side Story

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Giant Headless Horseman

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

David Anderson vs. Goliath

'I'm drawing up a contingency plan just in case -- how would you like to drive the getaway car?'

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

Queen Ranavola of Madagascar executed any of her subjects who appeared in her dreams....

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

Don Quixote

"Alice finds that the looking glass is made of lexan, and she can't get through it."

'I still don't believe any of that bunk your friend was giving us about hypnosis.'

"I thought Marley said I'd be visited by three ghosts."

'Bo-Peep was fed-up with losing us all the time, so she has us all wear these radio-locator collars now.'

'Uh, Oh.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Black Kitten.

"It's a selfie!"

Man and lady at a dance

El Cid.

Cowardly lion put his friends on the curb...

The First autobiography: 'I'm afraid, sire, if you want a biography, you'll have to write it yourself!'

The Secret Garden

'Little John, you idiot! You've just laddered my best tights!'

"You're why I have the moat, Mother."

Sword

You may already be a Windsor...

King Arthur's been to the sales again.

'We CAN'T overthrow him -- he owes us money.'