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The Friendship Between Death and the Doctor.

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"Looks like you've been renewed fro one more season."

'I've got this feeling, like a heavy weight on my stomach.'

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

'Say, please.'

'First the good news - we've all got to go sometime...'

Infant care worker is exhausted from sex injuries at hospital.

"....I may never slither again."

'Damn it! I suppose this means another malpractice suit!'

'Whoops! Get my lawyer on the phone!'

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'

"It's a very senior moment—he's dead."

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

"Your husband's laryngitis will probably last another wee but your blood pressure is nothing short of miraculous."

'Who was that masked man? I never got the chance to thank him!'

'All right, so he dropped the heart. The floor is clean.'

"Don't worry about a thing, I learned to do this in prison."

'It's so rare you'll need your own teleton.'

Am I Coming Down With Something?

'You're fine it's just ketchup.'

'Ready, steady, Operate'

'You don't have time for a second opinion, Mr. Garvey. We've got to cut to the chase!'

"You might find the procedure a little uncomfortable. Just last week, Amnesty International tried to close us down."

"I'm just going to hook you up to the machine, so it will look like we're doing something for you."

Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.

"Doctor, I'm fairly certain we've been feeding the wrong end for a week."

'He put up a good fight to the end.'

Patient is listening to the doctors conference about him.

'I take it that it's not good news doc'

"Let me through, I've seen every episode of casualty."