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'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

Horse statue throws off rider.

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"Why can't you be more like little Hester Prynne? She's getting straight A's."

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Whatever Happened to Basic Standards at Newspapers?

William Wordsworth

In doctor's surgery: 'I'm terribly worried, doctor...he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly anymore.'

The Evolution of Pop Culture Scapegoats

"Wuhan virus, Ebola, West Nile, Asian Flu. . . what's wrong with good old American diseases?"

Panhandler displays sign: Give now, on vacation next 2 weeks.

'Forget about the Holy Grail for now - I want you to look for weapons of mass destruction.'

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

Camelot Casual Fridays

"Call me old-fashioned, but I felt much more at home with the Forsytes than I do with the Louds."

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan a stately pleasure dome decree, on the condition that in included some affordable housing for key workers.

'And this is Jim...he's responsible for marketing the hospitals.'

Mysterious appearance of the gentleman in small clothes

Gin Lane.

Victor Hugo looking at the stars

Made America Coronavirus

An evolutionary turning point.

"There are some messages for you but most of them are nothing more than grunts."

The Silent Highwayman on the Filthy Thames

'It must be acupuncture! My toothache is gone.'

'Well somebody should have checked!'

'So, I told him, 'Reality is for people who can't handle drugs'.'

Which Side Are You On? You Must Choose Trump or the FBI

USA?s soldier in Iraq.

A cowboy sheriff in the old west brings in a bounty to a bounty price scanner.

"Make him one!"