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"The unlucky lemming"

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

Men explained.

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

Complaints departement for men and women.

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

Committee On Feline Healthcare

'Dig in.'

"We're looking to hire a team player. How would you feel about taking the fall for the company's financial collapse?"

'We like the teamwork idea, but Mr. Superstar won't let us play with his ball.'

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

Cohesion Of Cohort/Shared Behaviors

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"Let's not discuss it."

"I know it's only a social construct but shall we see if we can get it big and hard?"

"I've always said: For that satisfying sense of inclusion, you can't beat a class action suit."

'This is quite a scathing memo, Jane. Would you mind elaborating on the 'pervasive herd mentality' you claim our firm is riddled with?'

"I think I speak for all of us."

"It seems that I cannot look them in the eye without prompting confrontation..." "What are you lookin' at?"

'I've noticed that it's only since I started laying golden eggs that everybody wants to be my friend...'

"Pop-up prison."

Failed first careers: Sigmund Freud. Vienna Advertising Agency. We're going to have to let you go, Freud. You just don't know what women want.

'You must have been just a little girl when you married daddy.'

VP Moving & Shaking and VP Bobbing, Weaving.

'Women pick things up! We take action! We can't stand to see a ball just sitting there in our court collecting dust!'

"I'm an anthropologist, but I don't know what the hell is going on here"

The end is near! There's one crazy lemming in every crowd, isn't there?

"On behalf of all of us – apart for J. Edward – we'd like to welcome you."

Belonging to a group can be motivational.

"They don't trust each other to share research."

'I'll never understand women.' - 'Even if you did you wouldn't believe it.'

Every wife's dream conversation.

'Individually lemmings are fine, but get a bunch of 'em together and they'll head straight for the nearest cliff.'