Fans Of Dad Jokes Prints

"Trust your instinct and soar! Is that all the advice you could give me for my first flight Dad?"

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

Next to Nothing

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

"Sure was a lot of screaming for the happiest day of your life."

Note Book

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

Official Team Cap With Beard

"It's a dependent!"

"OK...what's the quickest way to the hospital?"

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

"I don't think the crackling sound coming from your lower back is as serious as you thought. Just relax and I'll have this Rice Krispie Square out of your back pocket in no time."

"Is this fake noodle." "Yes, impasta."

"Congratulations! You've told the same joke one thousand times!"

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

"Have you seen my wife?"

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

"Okay, I'll change your diaper, but you better not tell any of my patients."

"No sign of Simba?"

"I don't ever want you taken away, son. Never get into subtraction."

Child on a schedule.

'Dad, I need help with chemistry, what's the periodic table?'

'Must you find fault every time she brings a boyfriend home?'

"What happens if you get the headphones in the wrong ear?"

'This mandarin chicken is delicious, Dad. It tastes like you bought it yourself.'

"Sergio, you are the best father in the world. Except, you know, when you're not."

"Oh no, the lectern and microphone. I get the feeling I'm getting another one of your boring life lectures."