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Dame Edna Everage

"The safest way back into the charts is a dramatic death after a party with girls, booze, and drugs!"

Albert Einstein

Benedict Cumberbatch

"I think he was a celebrity."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Lesser known greek gods,

Pete Sampras

Jack Gleeson

Reese Witherspoon

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Michael Jackson

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Elvis Presley

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Bryan Ferry

Little Red Riding Carpet

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

You know how Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are known as "Kimye," and Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are known as "Branjelina"? I think we should combine "Lance" and "Gloria" into either "Lania" or "Glance." What do you think? I think I won't be needing a menu now, as I'll be busy gagging.

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

Tom Hanks

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

'Has Oprah ever been married?'

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."