Fancy Dress Adventurer Mugs

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Bear Costume

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"I was almost that last year."

"This is daring, but I like it."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Advocado

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

Useless add-ons.

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Masquerade

Tiger Costume

"Underweird bras."

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Pirate

Rogue elephant

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

'How was the squid?'

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'

Costume Party.

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'