Clothing Adventurer Mugs

Ass-less Chaps

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"This is daring, but I like it."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Underweird bras."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Rogue elephant

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'None shall pass!'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

'They had a sale on electric green.'

"Can you de-schlump him?"

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."

Lady Gaga

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

"After India, Emma was no longer the Emma that we used to know."