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"Spare change please mister, for a Mocha Frappuccino with cinnamon sprinkles?"

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Eternal Student.

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

Selling lemon latt�

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Bear Costume

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

Multi-tasking.

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"I was almost that last year."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'These are job perks.'

"Man's best friends."

"At this office no two days are different."

Back to work...

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