Fanatic On Wheels Mugs

'It's your father. He says he's joining Bob Dylan's never ending tour.'

Bowled over again!

"I need to tinkle."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

Punk Reindeer

Currently Boston

"Check out this new store."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Robbie Williams

Volcaniax

Music for car stereos

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

Gangsta wrap.

Robert Burns

"I knew something didn't sound right!"

Man generating power for machine.

Guitar.

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'So, Henry. Just exactly how 'controversial' was that call you made in tonight's game?'

'Look, Dad - A punker!'

"I was expecting a bigger crowd."

No U-turns

Micheal Schumacher.

'Will you turn off your Hi-Fi'

Fuzz - Max almost chokes on his own vomit.

Giant fan blows away paper airplanes.

Mountain climber pulling a mountain biker up the side of a mountain.

Clown Airbags.

"Don't even think about it."

"It turns out you're not A, B or AB but the much rarer ABBA blood group."

Hmmm