Fanatic Commentator Pillows

The commentators want to run the officials...

Bowled over again!

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

Currently Boston

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Football supporters.

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

I break for toilet paper

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

How Will They Manage without Us?

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

Alpha males through the ages!

"She's genetically modified, you know."

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"It's true she's back to the same weight she was on her wedding day, but remember that she was 9 months pregnant with triplets then..."

Leftie Trump

"I hear you're something big in the city?"

'So, Henry. Just exactly how 'controversial' was that call you made in tonight's game?'

"International Women's Day... When do men get their day?"

"Martha, are you sure you're not marrying me for money?"

Death to Stultophobia

"I'm crossing the road to keep my social distance."

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

The Limits of Satire

"It's not as if I invented the food chain."

"They don’t seem to mind us — it's the humans they want to keep away."

QANON PROUD BOY

'Hi - I'm from the Government, and I'm here to implant this little chip in your brain.'

"Does my bum look big in this?"

"Armageddon, armageddon, armageddon, then sports and weather."

Do not allow your owner to foul the footpath.