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Atomic Bear: Part 6

The Food Chain

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

'That kid! He forgot it again!'

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

Frankenstein egg.

'Fred, rumor has it you're closing in on some profound, elemental truth about the universe, and I wanted to remind you that our research funding specifically prohibits that!'

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

Probe? Don't be silly. Now, take a drink of this solution every 15 minutes until it's gone, and no food for 24 hours.

Professor...what are you doing?

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'It keeps me sane!'

"Gee, I don't know...I guess if I had to choose between you I'd say Jerry's formula has the most hideous side effects."

'I'm afraid our worst suspicions have been confirmed - we found slug, snail and a trace amount of puppydog tail.'

Happy Halloween!

'Now THIS is my idea of a creative department.'

"Oh please, go on, just for the weekend."

"I'm trying to cross a hen with a dog. . .For pooched eggs."

"I don't know whether we should keep it a secret or call the world press!?"

"Just where do you think you're going? You don't have the brains to graduate!"

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

'Any luck with your time machine?' - '.there minute for working it had I thought I but, No'

'I heard you may be looking for an assistant in cell growth!'

"He goes to the bathroom a lot. Where did you get the kidneys?"

"You know that's not what I meant by 'give me a hand'!"

'Prof. Sigurdt has made giant strides in making genetic engineering profitable.'

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

Science Fair: 'We need a new rule - all projects MUST be in a container!'

"So, you two idiots have gone and fused your heads together, eh? Well, maybe now you'll learn that an atomic laboratory is not a playground!"

Spooky Chemistry.

"You're telling me that's the result of natural selection?"