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The Food Chain

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"Some Debussy, Igor."

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

'That kid! He forgot it again!'

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

Frankenstein egg.

'Fred, rumor has it you're closing in on some profound, elemental truth about the universe, and I wanted to remind you that our research funding specifically prohibits that!'

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

Professor...what are you doing?

'It keeps me sane!'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

"Gee, I don't know...I guess if I had to choose between you I'd say Jerry's formula has the most hideous side effects."

'I'm afraid our worst suspicions have been confirmed - we found slug, snail and a trace amount of puppydog tail.'

Happy Halloween!

"Just where do you think you're going? You don't have the brains to graduate!"

'Any luck with your time machine?' - '.there minute for working it had I thought I but, No'

'Now THIS is my idea of a creative department.'

'I heard you may be looking for an assistant in cell growth!'

"I'm trying to cross a hen with a dog. . .For pooched eggs."

"I don't know whether we should keep it a secret or call the world press!?"

"Oh please, go on, just for the weekend."

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

"He goes to the bathroom a lot. Where did you get the kidneys?"

'Prof. Sigurdt has made giant strides in making genetic engineering profitable.'

"You know that's not what I meant by 'give me a hand'!"

"So, you two idiots have gone and fused your heads together, eh? Well, maybe now you'll learn that an atomic laboratory is not a playground!"

Spooky Chemistry.

"Hansen, you're a genius! A chicken steak!"

Science Fair: 'We need a new rule - all projects MUST be in a container!'

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

'What? When you cross a bloodsucker with a pair of antlers? A moose-quito!'