Fan Of Relaxation Mugs

"They both like to have their stomachs scratched."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Taking it easy

Unguided imagery

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

Mr. Punch in Venice

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"We're here to experience pleasure."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Lounging by the pool

Sunbathing in the park

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

Temporarily Unavailable

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Summer Reading Group"

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

Pre-Television Man Caves

'First of all, relax.'

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"