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"Nice sonata, but it wouldn't hurt him to comb his hair and smile now and then."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

David Bowie

"I can count to 20...Without taking off my shoes."

Nocturne

Spike Milligan

"The estranged string trio."

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

Mozart's improvisational skills, along with his lack of financial security, often led to brilliant inspiration.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Frederic Chopin

"That was 'Salt Peanuts'."

The Man of La Mancha,and his sidekick, the Man of La Muncha.

Ludwig von Beethoven

Marilyn Manson Fan.

Jimi Hendrix

I'm not saying she's a gifted child, but she did write her own birth announcement.

Where baby grand pianos come from.

Superhero violinist

Johann Sebastian Bach for Music of the Baroque

'Wolfgang! Playing air violin is not practicing!'

Niccolo Paganini

Smart Pet Trick.

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

'Some dope wished to live for a thousand years, so I turned him into a sequoia!'

"When Irish eyes are smiling...sure...they steal your heart away."

Mermaid and old sailor

"Did you know Mozart died young to avoid muzak?"